As the team rallies around wunderkind Marcus Mariota, my people on the inside inform me that it is second year quarterback Zach Mettenberger that the team wants to lead The Titans offense for the decade to come. Zach has met with team brass about a pay raise and has set forth a few demands we believe the team is ready to meet. This includes making Mettenberger one of the 10 highest paid QBs in the league and that if his wishes are not met he wants to be traded to The Houston Texans.
Now we all know how much The Texans covet a young QB stud such as Mettenberger so we believe The Titans will act fast in removing Mariota from starter-status. Originally thought of as the only suitors for a monumental Mariota trade - The Eagles may just get sidestepped by The Texans for Mariota's services. Titans brass does not seem concerned with the idea of facing the rookie twice each season.
In other news, The Titans are pondering releasing troublesome wide receiver Justin Hunter, who was recently not charged in a scuffle that left one man with facial injuries. As Hunter exits the building The Titans are pondering current free-agent Wes Welker. A meeting between Welker and The Titans is pending.
That's it for now.
Staying on the inside - your pal Vinny Garducci
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